Actual beginning of an email received today: Hi Chrissy, I hope you are doing well and staying warm through this butter cold weather we are having!!
Potential response: "I agree, it's cold as "KELLer's" out there and to anyone that challenges that thought I would have to shout: "Parkay" sir, "I Can't Believe it's not Butter!" cold outside…That's a "Country Crock" and you know it! Luckily, I have my "Blue Bonnet" as a "Smart Balance" against the winds coming from the "Land O'Lakes" this time of year. I look quite "Imperial" in it, wouldn’t you agree? On Sunday, I hear the temperature is going to get butter, but only by a Margarine.
One of your best "Butter Buds"