Had to reboot my iPad today. My three year old son noticed the apple logo and asked "Who took a bite out of that apple?" I told him Steve Jobs did. He said: "Steve Jobs?!" I said yes. He said: "No he didn't, some giraffe did". I spent the next 15 minutes thinking about giraffes in black mock turtlenecks. And why do turtles get all the glory when giraffes are most in need? ....why is it not called a giraffe neck? .....turtles are haters.